Dirty Money

Metro Bank PLC, ‘the love your bank at last’ financial establishment that launched in 2010, kept their promise of ‘Surprise’ when Metro Dry Cleaners popped up in Farringdon (just down road from our humble abode).

When Metro Bank promised ‘unparalleled levels of Service and Convenience’ we honestly weren’t expecting them to do our laundry. But after a Poodle took over the front desk, who knows what they’re up to!

After a tumble of tweets to @Metro_Bank @MetroUK and @My_MetroBank the confusion was ironed out. Metro Drycleaners is in fact not related to Metro Bank. But who’s to blame us for thinking it was? The logo is undeniably similar!

Over summer Metro Drycleaners separated their colours from their black and whites, tailoring their branding away from Metro Bank.

However, just as we thought the money laundering had finished… we were highly amused to see a cash machine has now been fitted into the window. Oh the irony!

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